old garden hose

a flacid old mans dick

he was limp, like the old garden hose

by brandonjoobies January 14, 2008

my old dutch

my missus, my luvver, my wife.

ge' us another vera 'n phil while you're up standing me old dutch!!

by carpark an' burton July 2, 2005

Old tin can

Irish slang for a vagina, used with innuendos when trying to hide what you're talking about.

Mickey: So me ol' mate, what were y'up too last night?
Tom: Ah y'know, just gettin' in at me wife's old tin can is all, if ye catch me drift.

by JimmyMcCormick July 27, 2013

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015

52 year old

someone who can't stop drinking beers because the can't forget the mistakes they have made in life, causing them to never have any retirement money so they have to work until they die after they get dump by their wife that they have been married to for 30 years.

My dad is a 52 year old

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 8, 2019

Today years old

Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.

I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????

by Ani_Mike June 2, 2019

old-fashion lover

It means when your attracted to someone, not sexually, and you want to get to know them before you make love to them and basically hand over a big part of you. When you think of sex as something sacred and not just as a one night stand. This goes for both men and women. When men don't have shame to express feelings to a woman and when women truly like a guy and doesn't take them for granted.

Guy #1: yooo mannn how was that party last night did you bang her brains out ?!

Guy #2: No, man you know i don't do that. I really like Jennifer and I'm taking her on a date and tell her how much i like her.

Guy #1: wow your such an old-fashion lover

by bioquim1234 February 9, 2012