A disclaimer used for obvious puns, corny jokes, and things that a person says every time a particular subject comes up.
"I need to go get some caulk." "Well I hope you get a nice, big, long lasting caulk. Yeah, I'm required by law to say that."
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disclaimer cliche puns obligatory jokes
by SerenaBlackCat May 22, 2016
Get the required by law mug."A well-known rule that any reddit thread that becomes large enough will eventually have an American pretending to be Irish." -u/MacHaggis
Americans often like to identify themselves as the nationality of their ancestors despite not having that nationality themselves. They'll claim to be Irish on forums like Reddit, where you expect someone saying they're Irish to be from Ireland.
While interacting with people actually from Ireland, they still claim to be Irish despite having no connection to the country. Usually they cite culture and bloodlines as the justification.
Americans often like to identify themselves as the nationality of their ancestors despite not having that nationality themselves. They'll claim to be Irish on forums like Reddit, where you expect someone saying they're Irish to be from Ireland.
While interacting with people actually from Ireland, they still claim to be Irish despite having no connection to the country. Usually they cite culture and bloodlines as the justification.
"I'm Irish, which is why I've always wanted to visit Ireland. My great-great grandmother was from Ireland, so I'm both culturally and genetically Irish. I grew up hearing all about Ireland because it's my family's homeland. I've never heard of 'The Troubles' though, is that a new band?"
"As an actual Irish person, you're not Irish, you're American. Paddy's law strikes in every goddamn thread."
"As an actual Irish person, you're not Irish, you're American. Paddy's law strikes in every goddamn thread."
by Toujourspurpadfoot April 21, 2018
Get the paddy's law mug.The phenomenon wherein the discovery or recognition of an individual, engenders a profound sense of regret or sadness due to the implications of their actions, character, or reputation, one wishes they had never encountered or known previously.
Jane experienced a deep pang of remorse when she stumbled upon Andrew Tate's controversial online persona, realizing the divisive ideologies he propagated. Her friend, understanding the gravity of the situation, empathetically remarked, "Well, that is Tate's Law for you."
by spacej@m July 1, 2023
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If it can't be fixed he can fix it
If he didn't think of it, it's wrong even if it's right.
You need to know what he is thinking, even if he hasn't thought of it yet
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If he didn't think of it, it's wrong even if it's right.
You need to know what he is thinking, even if he hasn't thought of it yet
by Amin Yashed July 29, 2016
Get the Hermans Law mug.Neil's law (also known as Neil's Rule of Homoerotic Analogies or Neil's Rule of Analogies About Your Mom) is an assertion made by Josh Neil in 1990 that has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving homoeroticism or your mom approaches 1." In other words, Neil said that, given enough time, in any online discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably makes a comparison to your mom or homoerotic acts.
"Did you see that Alex shaved his beard?" "Ya, I'd hit that pretty mouth." "Dude, Neil's Law is so true."
by Warn A Wigga December 13, 2013
Get the Neil's Law mug.Through self-selection critics of Bitcoin become dumber and less numerous the higher that the USD:BTC price goes. As the last remaining no-coiners, they clutch onto prior beliefs to rationalise away the new economic that they cannot comprehend and espouse it loudly to either prevent the inevitable, find company or appease prior fiat-Keynes overlords. Price and stupidity of this group appear to be correlated, while their population number is inversely correlated.
"What they really should do is back Bitcoin with USD!" Slow down egg head, you appear to be demonstrating Donnelly's Law.
by DamienDonnelly February 24, 2021
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Even though he puked on his birthday, because he declared Amartial Law, his buddies poured him another drink.
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