required by law

A disclaimer used for obvious puns, corny jokes, and things that a person says every time a particular subject comes up.

"I need to go get some caulk." "Well I hope you get a nice, big, long lasting caulk. Yeah, I'm required by law to say that."
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by SerenaBlackCat May 22, 2016

meta-mansplain

When a man responds to accusations of mansplaining with the claim that "mansplaining is anyone disagreeing with you."

I told my dad he was mansplaining, and then of course he started meta-mansplaining.

by SerenaBlackCat February 12, 2017

Yeahbut

A phrase used when satirizing a common kneejerk response.

Any time you criticize Islam the response is "Yeahbut what about Christians", as if people don't criticize Christianity all the time.

by SerenaBlackCat February 12, 2017

hipster

A word that can be used to describe almost anyone. People are hipsters for liking obscure things, but they are also hipsters for liking mainstream things because that's "ironic". People are hipsters for latching onto a new trend, but they are also hipsters if they liked a thing "before it was cool." The word is mostly used by hipsters, because hipsters hate hipsters and are not aware that they are hipsters.

Make up your mind, am I a hipster if I drink microbrewery beer or if I drink PBR?

by SerenaBlackCat March 05, 2017

pussyfooting

Stimulation of the female genitals using one's foot.

We were on opposite sides of the sofa and ended up pussyfooting around.

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by SerenaBlackCat May 22, 2016

you don't like me and I don't like you

1. An agreement between enemies to respectfully leave each other alone or otherwise cooperate for mutual benefit.

2. The beginning statement to propose such agreement.

All right, you don't like me and I don't like you, so let's coordinate our schedules to make sure we never run into each other.

by SerenaBlackCat March 05, 2017

Barfuck

A loud, obnoxious drunk person who hangs around a bar parking lot.

"I cant sleep on any weekends because the barfucks caterwaul until 4am."

by SerenaBlackCat November 26, 2014