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I like to keep my windows open in the summer so I can head the songbugs at night.

Anticipating our date has me feeling slick.

"I cant sleep on any weekends because the barfucks caterwaul until 4am."

"I need to go get some caulk." "Well I hope you get a nice, big, long lasting caulk. Yeah, I'm required by law to say that."
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I told my dad he was mansplaining, and then of course he started meta-mansplaining.

We were on opposite sides of the sofa and ended up pussyfooting around.

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"I have a jar labeled 'fun pills' for when I'm particularly anxious."