One cum

Slang term for a human male. Distinctive from a female because of only being able to cum once in a single sitting.

Example one:
That one cum is a piece of ass.

Example two:
A: 'A man?' Well la di da Mrs French lady.
B: What do you call them?
A: One cum

by simpsonsfan54321 May 7, 2019

Cum crust

The act of cumming on her chest and letting it dry out giving it that glazed donut texture and feeding it to her

Did u like that cum crust last night

by Geeetar_boi December 1, 2019

Cum ocean

A huge pool of cum filled with whores trying to get to the beach

Jake cumed way to much he made Lisa swin in a Cum ocean

by Qwety101 December 1, 2019

Cum Snail

A cum snail is when a female is laying down on her back, and the male pulls out and ejaculates onto her stomach.
then flips the female onto her belly, and slaps her ass making her crawl forwards, leaving behind a white slimy trail similar to snails. but very more messy and visible.

ye bro, watson totally Cum Snailed sam.

by coochie-coo [O] August 1, 2019

Cum Comb

A comb used to remove stuck ejaculate from hair when water doesn’t work.

He splashed in my hair and I had to use my cum comb to brush it out.

by Grunty August 16, 2019

cum and go

driving up to someone cumming on them and driving a way

Tyler did a cum and go in the ghetto

by iamnewt25 September 4, 2019

Cum Sweats

When you want to have a wank but you can’t climax. You try as hard as you can but you can’t do it and you get those sweats that really smell and make you feel so dirty with no pleasure.

I just tried to wank for 30 minutes and I couldn’t finish and now all I’m left with is cum sweats

by notabeaver December 21, 2017