Textative

The frequency and amount you text during the day. Some days you're more textative than others.

You're not very textative today, is everything ok?

by big-pun May 15, 2015

text candy

Someone who brings to mind just how hot they are even through text. You are stoked when they text you and quite often flirt with you through text messaging. It's the person who in your presence is eye candy and when they text you can still turn you on.

The act of receiving or sending even simple texts to/from someone who gets you stoked.

Dan - hey Lisa it was great to meet you. You are so much fun and definitely easy on the eyes. All the guys at the shop agreed you were eye candy. I'm just stoked you texted me today. hearing from you is text candy

by 1 lone monkey June 9, 2015

Text Slave

When you're bored of relationships and wanna command people over text as to what they should do. *Suggestive Emoji* But be careful okay? Being a text slave is only fun and games - do not let it control you - it should work both ways for it to be cool. Otherwise nope. It's basically like a friends with benefits over text but you don't have to really "know" each other. Kind of like role playing.

Example person Scarlett was her boyfriend's text slave. She sent him nudes over the internet (be careful) and did whatever he told her to do.

by GuyWhoGetsIt August 10, 2015

Text Confusion

When the meaning behind a simple text doesn't transfer to the actual intended meaning.

When he wrote 'ok' with three dots <ok...> I though he was trying to tell me something. He was actually just saying "okay". I guess I had some text confusion.

by magickat13 September 24, 2015

Text purgatory

When you know your text was sent but you havent got a reply

I got stuck in text purgatory after telling my wife i wanted to have kids until 5 weeks later when she divorced me

by Dankundoubtably September 11, 2016

Tettling

To grope someone, somewhat sexually, within the bounds of modern Millennial social acceptability. Also known as "grazing," but with full eye contact or consent.

"Zack, do you want to go help that woman in Arizona pack boxes tomorrow?"
"No, but I'll tettle her..."
"That's not tettling, bro, that's grope rape."
"Word son."

by Konky Dong February 24, 2017

Textaphone

A phone that produces a loud sound when typing the a number on the dial

Switch off that textaphone am reading!

by Vin Wisel November 9, 2017