Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.

My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.

by AnctRome November 25, 2020

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shit test

in a shit test, you give someone an easy way to hate you, and a hard way to like you.
if that someone choses the easy way to hate you, then he failed your shit test.

an "easy way to hate you" could be some "politically incorrect" expression,
which causes a meltdown in triggered leftists (hysteria, overreacting to ridiculously small problems),
which absolutely blocks them from discussing the actual issue at hand ("a hard way to like you")

aka: stress test, personality test

ha, you fell for my shit test, bye!

by milahu December 8, 2025

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The Covid Test

It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.

"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"

by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021

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