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"Takes a Pounding Like a Porn Star" (TAPLAPS).
Used to signify a product has been completely tested and ready for market.
QC: This software is now TAPLAPS certified.
Manager: That's great. We will ship it to the customer today.
TAPLAPS by Smooth Operator! July 27, 2016
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A rude way to call a person stupid.
My girls they are pretty, but they’re tapanars.
Tapanar by Nazz the professional February 22, 2019

House Tapping 

Staying the night at your mates house

for example after a party and you cant go back to yours, you stay at a mates house
House Tapping

Last night i tapped ryans house,,,,,

Tom - So mate where did you stay last night

Marcus- Last night i tapped ryan's house,,
House Tapping by MaNdAn August 20, 2009

testicle-tapper 

Testicle-tapper - One who deliberately swipes at the groin area of another in retaliation. Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers. This is not his first testicle-tapping offense. Green was fined $25,000 in Game 3 of the Western Conference finals for kicking Oklahoma City Thunder’s Steven Adams in the groin; and in Game 2 he got away with kneeing Adams in the junk.
Testicle-tapper Draymond Green was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James.

kelp tape 

Drinking a beer while taking a piss, providing the sensation of a single stream of liquid flowing through your digestive system.
Dude 1: Ima take a leak brah.
Dude 2: You wamme hold yr beer?
Dude 1: Nah brah ima kelp tape it.
Dude 2: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
kelp tape by fightswithbears June 12, 2018

Vermont Maple Tapper 

When you pour maple syrup into her pussy and then get it on. May be followed by eating the Lumberjack goodness.
Ted: Dang, Precious drank a huge chug!

Carol: Well, come on, tap her and watch the sap flow...

Ted: Oh Carol, darling, I love when you want a Vermont Maple Tapper.