Straight as a whistle

Not actually straight, referencing the curved end of standard whistles.

- I'm straight as a whistle!

- But whistles aren't straight?
- Correct.

Straight as a whistle by silkyshush January 10, 2021

Straight-gay female 

A heterosexual identifying cis gendered woman who dates human beings who identify as men.

“I’m taking this straight-gay female on a date today! I’m excited!” Tommy stated to his friends as he got his hair cut.

Straight-gay female by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

straight girl syndrome 

straight girls whom are creeped out by guys simply due to not being attractive enough

That bitch blocked me because I wasn't as handsome as that D-bag. She should be checked for Straight Girl Syndrome.

straight girl syndrome by suck_my_d33 July 14, 2021

Straight White Dude 

Heterosexual white males that are very stereotypically straight (i.e. loves beer and women)

Michael and Zayne are straight White dudes.

Straight White Dude by Tha Producer Fann September 12, 2021

Straight faggot

An egocentric man who is so weak and useless, that he is not even able to satisfy his own female partner.

Dude’s girlfriend came to visit after they haven't seen each other in a while, and that straight faggot was so self absorbed that he only got drunk and didn't bang her.

Straight faggot by Rhinkydinky December 29, 2021

Straight Retarded 

when someone make a statement and no one laughs

"remeber when isabella fell"
bro your straight retarded

Straight Retarded by LBOZORATIO+yourmom February 17, 2022

straight white man 

Luke mf Roberts.

I hate that straight white man

straight white man by ihatestraightwhitemen December 6, 2022