by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025
Get the soft wordsmug. When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
Get the Soft as a pensioner's turdmug. 
by Badwitch66 April 27, 2024
Get the soft hot stinkymug. When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.
by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015
Get the soft shellingmug. person 1: “yeah I’d say I’m a soft butch”
person 2: “what? there is literally no reason to call yourself that. just say you’re a butch.”
person 2: “what? there is literally no reason to call yourself that. just say you’re a butch.”
by beyonce’s lover June 7, 2025
Get the soft butchmug. An Anti-Safety device used in historical steam engines, allowing for the elimination of the traditional fusible plug, for the operation of a boiler with less water than conventionaly allowed.
Dat Tweedy Wun Fiddy musta been running a Andover Soft Plug last week because I swear there wasn't a drop of water in the glass.
by ADENGINEER October 15, 2022
Get the Andover Soft Plugmug.