by philosoaper June 17, 2021
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by borang August 8, 2022
Get the river mug.An amazing girl with a loud mouth. She always speaks her mind and is very opinionated. She love the outdoors and anything to do with it. She can be overwhelming at times but she’s a great friend to hold on to. She can always make you laugh and always brings a smile to your face. She’s a friend you’d want to try and keep for life.
You: Hey, River.
River: OMG, I’m so excited to see you do you want to hang out tonight or maybe go see a movie or we could go to the beach, nooo we should go SHOPPING!
River: OMG, I’m so excited to see you do you want to hang out tonight or maybe go see a movie or we could go to the beach, nooo we should go SHOPPING!
by Klingywhitehoe November 30, 2018
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Get the river davis morrow mug.When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.
My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards
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