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River

A nickname for someone who's first and last names are both rivers
That man is named MacKenzie River. Let's nickname him 'River'
by Ze Dentist April 14, 2021
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River Hebert

A small shitty place in Nova Scotia where there's nothing to do but stare at a wall.
Billy Bob: Hey wanna go to River Hebert?

Joe: No that place is boring.
by ImBillyBobJoe August 25, 2013
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river shark

A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food
I almost died from a river shark last night!
by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017
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Boob rivers

The elegant network of blue veins visible in some breasts.
I became in entrances by her bust's landscape: nipple peaks and the boob rivers.
by ApricotFields May 24, 2019
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Jourdan River Steamer

When she eats boiled crawfish and get the bubble guts. You spread her meat flaps while she is releasing all her fury. All that seasoning covers her man in the boat. Now you have a Jourdan River Steamer
She loves getting a Jourdan River Steamer on the dock.
by Honkykong76 February 28, 2022
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Rivers

A fat piece of shit that drives a truck, usually a GMC. Has way too many confederate flags. His dream date is a all you can eat buffet. Usually a person with this name chews too much tobacco and smokes the shittiest cigarettes aka Pall Malls. Has a 2 inch penis and hairy loose asshole.
Hey do you know rivers smith? Yea i hate that cunt!
by Sodhdjskskdhdhd April 9, 2019
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River Valian

The native people or multigenerational people from River Vale, NJ who still live there. They typically have an attitude about entitlement and have no common sense.
Man you better watch out because those people are River Valians
by Countrysquire April 26, 2025
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