A River is a person that is almost as good as James hitting the quick scopes but he is 2nd best at looks, funniness , and at Athleticism(James is the 1st) but he is a nice person with 2nd biggest peen (1st James) but he’s one of the nicest people you’ll meet and 3rd coolest dude in the world (2nd James) (1st Lance)
Your a River my dog.
by James_is_coo_beans October 25, 2019
hes a pretty cool guy overall. 100/10 personality. rivers are very nice people and they have amazing hair
by Mrs.KoolKid101 December 11, 2020
by MialovesRiver June 27, 2021
by Noahthenoah November 05, 2022
Person: I want to live in Montenegro!
Other Person: Why? Is it because of the holes of water?
Person: You mean rivers?
Other Person: Yea.
Other Person: Why? Is it because of the holes of water?
Person: You mean rivers?
Other Person: Yea.
by skeletronreal March 13, 2022
(girl) Rivers are girls who are outgoing they may be lazy sometimes but when they want something they will do anything to get it !! They are very strong willed they could probably live in the wild if they wanted to sometimes they may come across moody and annoying but they are really kind and caring
by Frog 🐸 February 23, 2021
James Charles is such a River
by Porn masterpiece November 03, 2019