Potato whore

A girl that wants to get fucked so mad she puts potatoes in her vagina

"oh god im so horny fuck me with that potato" said a potato whore

by finnjerrylee April 10, 2011

Mashed Potatoes

When a female presses her breasts up against a window, ususaly from within a car, or from a deck where a hot tub is in use. Giving the viewer on the other side of the glass a view of her pressed tits. The effect is similar to a "presses ham" where you'd see ass instead of tit.

1. A girl presses her breasts to the sliding glass deck door, from the hot tub side.
Zoe: Look! Lisa's got her tits up against the window!

Donna: Oh. My. God! She's got such great tits!

Greg: Now that's what I call some nice mashed potatoes!

Zoe and Donna, together: That's brilliant!

2. Delayed effect.
Did someone give the window a mashed potato? There's nipple prints on the glass.

3. Observed at the bar.
Her top was so tight as to give the impression that her tits were like mashed potatos.

by aspman November 28, 2009

Meat and Potatoes

A technique used by Australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them.
This technique is carried out by squashing the mans shaft to one side of his pants while his cods are placed on the other side. Hence Meat and Potatoes.

Johnno: *Squashes his package into place* "Yep, I can actually run now."
Also see:
Cut Lunch

by Xaypock March 24, 2003

Potato Queen

n. an homosexual Asian male who is sexually attracted exclusively to (usu. older) white males. Cf. Sticky Rice, Rice Queen, Mashed Potato

Daoqing is the biggest Potato Queen on the Scene. He must have been screwed by every white guy from here to Paris.

by assarakh June 24, 2003

Sexual Potato

Randon statment shouted/written to express...randomnes....

basically something just jammed into conversations to fill in the gaps

Person Alpha: And so that pretty much means that she is ugly
Person Beta: SEXUAL POTATOES!
Person Alpha: WTF?

by Hobbert July 4, 2006

potato

Quite similar to an alligator or baboon.
Used as "See you later, you big potato"

See also:
"See you soon, you big baboon"
"See you later, alligator"

by Jen December 22, 2004

Mashed potatoes

A Smashing pumpkins box set that was given to Billy Corgan's closest friends. It has 77 unreleased songs; some from the radio, some live, and some just plainly never heard!

Whoa, I am getting the Box set "Mashed Potatoes". I can't wait. I love the smashing pumpkins!!!!! Billy Corgan, YOU ARE MY HEREO!

by Billy Corgan May 5, 2006