Blowjob pants are when people, specifically young and female, have holes in the knees of her leggings, jean, or pants. Thus suggestive that she/he got holes in the knees of their pants because they spent too much time on their knees performing oral sex.
Can also include pants with dirty knees.
Can also include pants with dirty knees.
Person: do you like these pants
Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.
Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.
Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.
Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.
by mohawk hoe May 7, 2019
Get the blowjob pantsmug. Ben is such a fibber pants! He said he ate a whole pizza by himself on friday night... but he only had one piece, i was at another booth watching.
by Sandruski September 12, 2006
Get the Fibber pantsmug. Kashi Pants is the occasional condition where an individual has an uncontrollable bowel movement as a result of eating Kashi Go Lean cereal.
Today at work I had Kashi Pants just one hour after eating a small bowl of Kashi Go Lean cereal. I didn't make it to the bathroom in time so I had to go home and change my pants.
by The Cruncher August 12, 2018
Get the Kashi Pantsmug. The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.
by The punster January 16, 2015
Get the January pantsmug. the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??
by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015
Get the pants zippermug. by Ann Enigma February 19, 2022
Get the no pants mcgowanmug. by Jamal Taylor April 20, 2017
Get the milky pantsmug.