Pile of pants

Nonsense, bullshit or lies. What politicians often say.

"With regard to your claim to be a national of Afghanistan, the Secretary of State thinks that this is a pile of pants."

by Dick Wright-Upham December 3, 2010

Pancakewich

"Allow me to enlighten you. What happens is the one true god grows Panecakewiches on trees in the Elitian fields using a mystical incantation, he then proceeds to magick them down to your local eatery where whatever societal reject Griddlworld has rescued off the dole that week gently wraps them in cellophane and passes them along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched tastebuds can somehow comprehend the delectable intricacies that face them. Is that egg? Why yes, yes it is. And bacon too. But wait, did they...? They didn't. Yes, they did, they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friend, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun. As your tastebuds try to process that amazing piece of information, it hits them: the syrup nugget. The motherfucking syrup nugget. It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your pallet has never seen!"-I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Drew-Let's stop at GriddlWorld. My blood sugar is getting low.

Tucker-Sure, what do you want there, a pancakewich?

by Rending Hunter March 3, 2011

Pandle Pull

A handle pull performed out of a sauce pan. The group at the event must chant, "Pandle pulls! Pandle pulls!" repeatedly until the deed is done.

Used to divert the attention away from the fact that plastic bottle vodka is being consumed at an otherwise inhuman rate.

Mason: "Dave, I need to catch up but I'm not taking a handle pull of that sh*tty Heritage."

Dave: "Well what about taking a pandle pull?"

Mason: "Great call."

by PowerThrough May 9, 2011

Panzer of the lake

The most knowledgeable of all beings on earth he would rule the world if only he were able to get out of the lake. he was stuck in WWII when the German tank crew got stuck in a flood and the lake never dried up.

"yo jake, I asked the Panzer of the lake if I would ever get laid"
"Oh cool, what did he say?"
"not in the foreseeable future..."

by The great panzer of the lake August 19, 2018

hand panties

A woman's use of a hand to cover her pubic area when she is naked. The gesture is usually accompanied by an arm bra (i.e., the use of an arm to cover the breasts).

Guy 1: I hear that in her latest movie, Megan Fox is completely naked.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she wears hand panties and an arm bra, so you can't see anything.
Guy 1: That sucks!

by ring-tailed roarer February 18, 2011

Flying panda nigger

Big ass black pandas with wings

Holy crap, that flying panda nigger just ate my dog

by LupineA April 30, 2011

Panzerfaust

the panzerfaust was a German WWII unique weapon. It was the most powerful AT weapon used by infantry in the era. It has been featured in a number of games including: Close Combat, Medal of Honor underground, Call of Duty, and a newer version of the Panzerfaust is in XIII.

The panzerfaust is one powerful weapon.

by EliteSoldat October 16, 2003