toast bang

Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone

Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!

So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!

by Weenieleaks May 27, 2017

Toast Fever

When you have one piece of toast but it turns into a chain reaction and you have a loaf or two.

"I can't have sex right now because I have the toast fever and it feels so fucking good. It's delicious!" Said Jim to Kerry

by Panda Penguin May 31, 2015

Toasted Head

Getting head from someone who is vaping

“Hey dude nice vape”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”

by TheHeadToaster July 21, 2019

Toasted Head

While getting head grab the girls hair and light the back of her hair on fire.

Brady: What happened to the back of her head dog.
Jordan: I gave her a toasted head last night and now she wont talk to me.

by adamlevine069 September 28, 2011

Toasted Head

When you're really high (a.k.a. toasted) and get head.

Person One: Can I take another bong rip?
Person Two: Sure, but don't you have date later?
Person One: Yeah man, gonna get some toasted head.

by HeoQ March 12, 2019

philadelphia toast

Regional name in the greater Philadelphia area for bagels

I want some Philadelphia toast with cream cheese

by Illy Philly June 10, 2020

Wedding toast

To honor someone (the bride or groom) on there special day and to be a little funny about it and to reminisce on the past

"What a great toast I feel both happier now and offended at the same time what an amazing Wedding toast"

by Kyleyolo February 05, 2020