Jesus high

A wonderful, joyfilled peace and completely overwhelming sense of knowing and feeling the love of God envelope you. This often happens after meditating on God's Word/the Bible, singing praise or worship songs, or realizing and thanking God for all His goodness and the things He has carried you through. There is no better high like a Jesus high.

I used to be a pot head but then I finally quit because I got more into Jesus. He changed my life! Jesus highs are free and will not go away in Heaven! He really loves you, too, bro!

by I love rabbits January 9, 2022

Jesus Feet

When one's feet are super dirty from walking without shoes or socks. Much like Jesus' feet would have been.

"Dude. You have such Jesus feet right now. Clean yourself up, and put on shoes!"

by Steve Primanti August 25, 2014

Jesus-fuck

The prime expletive, to be used only by asskickers or in dire situations.

Jeff did my mom? JESUS-FUCK!!

by Philbert_McGee June 12, 2018

Jesus queef

The holy queef. The expulsion of holy water from jesus’ pussy.

Oh my that was quite the holy queef. One could say its a jesus queef.

by TheRealModernDayShakespeare281 March 30, 2022

smoke Jesus

A joint rolled with a piece of paper from the Bible and the filter is a thicker piece of paper also from the Bible.

Or a joint or two that have the form of a cross.

Don’t just smoke weed smoke JESUS

by Jxhnny_Gxddamn August 6, 2019

zoidberg Jesus

the one true messiah. the great dr zoidberg Jesus

whoop whoop whoop whoop said zoidberg Jesus

by the-great-jet December 1, 2021

Vibing With Jesus

Getting high as shit and having a good time.

Me and the boys were just vibing with jesus.

by AYY ITS ME YOUR BROTHER! December 25, 2019