Wasty Pants

To get so drunk that you can't get into strip clubs.

ex. My roommate Jake this weekend.

Jake- I'm going to lick some strippers TITTIES

Bouncer- how many beers have you had?

Jake- I have ID
Bouncer- How many beers have you had?
Jake- I'm nineteen
Bouncer- Leave your Wasty Pants.

by Licken strippers TITTIES November 3, 2013

Mickey Pants

A derogatory term for someone who gives up a hard stans the moment they are confonted. Flakey.

"That mickey pants folded the moment I asked him what the problem was"

by Gedden July 1, 2008

lunky pants

When you have really raw poultry and factory processed uncooked beef in your pants.

Man I've got some lunky pants after that day at the mall, all the way down to my ankles.

by CurbiKirby July 27, 2022

cutie pants

A term of endearment, usually expressed as a sudden exclamation over a child & not primarily related to looks or appearance, but rather the overall sweetness of the child a combination of behaviors, acts or expressions. Sometimes used when a child does something sweet, but unexpected or surprising. This colloquial phrase expresses the feeling of delight over the child's cuteness by the person making the exclamation. Sometimes expressed (but rarely) over teens or young adults. An American colloquialism.

What a little cutie pants!

by RR55 January 24, 2022

invisible pants

the lines on your legs from the imprint of your skinny jeans

'oh, Liz has a case of the invisible pants because of her too tight jeans.'

by alienatedbread May 22, 2017

wazz pants

when people try to insult someone but dont know what to say they just move their lips and make a sound e.g wazz pants.

girl1: you are such a whore

girl2: well you are a wazz pants

by phanillioninosaur April 12, 2016

clear pants

something you wear to very fancy occasions where you need your penis to get noticed by a Mexican monkey

I went to the zoo of Paris rocking my clear pants

by definer swag May 17, 2014