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Guilt Jerk

n. The act of masturbating while simultaneously crying in an attempt to cheer yourself up.
"Did you hear that Danny got caught cheating on her?"

"I'm sure he had a guilt jerk over it"

"Sure.."
by Degeneration101 February 14, 2014
mugGet the Guilt Jerkmug.

Pizza Jerk

A person, usually a University student at an on-campus event, who shows up solely for the pizza and then is an asshole about it either through a verbal complaint, by taking too many pieces, or even complaining via anonymous feedback form regarding how long it took for them to get pizza, what temperature it was, etc.
Marcus: "That guy just walked in the room; he wasn't even at the presentation!"
Sarah: "What a pizza jerk!"

PJ:*Takes 6 slices of pizza before everyone has a chance to get some*
Aksana: "PUT THAT SHIT BACK YOU PIZZA JERK!"
by EnthusiasticElder June 19, 2016
mugGet the Pizza Jerkmug.

drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram May 31, 2016
mugGet the drive-by jerk offmug.

circle jerk of biblical proportions

When project management goes any direction other than the intended.

E.g. 16 expensive consultant engineers discussing where to put the "Hazardous Materials" label on Little Boy.
Engineer 12#: "I think we should put it at the top since this is the first thing the enemy sees."
Paying stakeholder: "This is a circle jerk of biblical proportions"
by swaglord_mcmuffin August 21, 2024
mugGet the circle jerk of biblical proportionsmug.

indianapolis circle jerk

Otherwise known as the 2018 Fire Department Instructors Conference. An event held every year where staff chiefs and ketchup dicks of fire departments across the nation gather for a week to measure their dicks and stroke off to new fire trucks.
Hey Todd are you gonna go to FDIC and see the new Squad 1?
You mean the Indianapolis Circle Jerk?
by Rogue_medic May 29, 2018
mugGet the indianapolis circle jerkmug.

Jerk

When a women or male rubs the cock constantly until cum comes out of the penis.
Man my homie just gave me a good jerk.
by p3nisinmymouth October 12, 2021
mugGet the Jerkmug.

chili jerk

“Let’s do a chili jerk tonight
by Eatassssssss December 13, 2017
mugGet the chili jerkmug.

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