drawing penises on EVERYTHING, and I mean everything because you are immature and it's funny as crap. This may also include making penises out of loose leaf paper.
by 8888 February 25, 2003
A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.
by requires a microscope March 29, 2004
by D PLAUT October 07, 2010
The sticky white liquid that comes from the end of the male genitels. Usually, this happens when the male becomes excited, the result of an orgasm.
by - Ian July 29, 2006
A contest of wills fought by two men slapping their dicks against one another until one man becomes erect, at which point he loses, because he is gay (no offense.)
Often accompanied by the chant, "1-2-3-4! Let's have a penis war!"
Often accompanied by the chant, "1-2-3-4! Let's have a penis war!"
Tom: "Did you hear? Ryan and Raul are going to have a penis war."
Brent: "I'm pretty sure that means they're BOTH gay."
Tom: "Oh."
Brent: "I'm pretty sure that means they're BOTH gay."
Tom: "Oh."
by Japhasca July 26, 2011
by BennyBunny August 19, 2006