A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.
by requires a microscope March 29, 2004
Get the e-penismug. by D PLAUT October 8, 2010
Get the Penis Whifflermug. The sticky white liquid that comes from the end of the male genitels. Usually, this happens when the male becomes excited, the result of an orgasm.
by - Ian July 29, 2006
Get the Penis Juicemug. 
A contest of wills fought by two men slapping their dicks against one another until one man becomes erect, at which point he loses, because he is gay (no offense.)
Often accompanied by the chant, "1-2-3-4! Let's have a penis war!"
Often accompanied by the chant, "1-2-3-4! Let's have a penis war!"
Tom: "Did you hear? Ryan and Raul are going to have a penis war."
Brent: "I'm pretty sure that means they're BOTH gay."
Tom: "Oh."
Brent: "I'm pretty sure that means they're BOTH gay."
Tom: "Oh."
by Japhasca July 26, 2011
Get the Penis Warmug. 1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse that bites your dick instead of your neck.
2. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces.
3. a cocksucker
2. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces.
3. a cocksucker
Jake: blah I vant to suck your dick! (lol)
Johnny: oh shit! Jake’s a penis vampire!!!
Duke: but there are no bite marks on his neck, how can this be happing?
Johnny: it was Emily, that bitch she bit his dick and turned him into a undead cocksucker.
Johnny: oh shit! Jake’s a penis vampire!!!
Duke: but there are no bite marks on his neck, how can this be happing?
Johnny: it was Emily, that bitch she bit his dick and turned him into a undead cocksucker.
by man with no name December 27, 2008
Get the penis vampiremug. by BennyBunny August 19, 2006
Get the Penis Grabbermug.