Miserable ass

Someone who is always angry and rude, specifically toward adults/teachers

So Mrs. Spencer emailed me today Aiden, you miserable ass!

by Cjstaple February 4, 2019

Ass Shower

The best kind of shower; although this phrase means literally 'to shower one's own ass', it is often used as a derogatory.

Joe was low on soap, so he decided that he could only afford to take an ass shower.

Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.

by PiePatrol November 10, 2010

ass pudding

The next morning after anal sex, a mixture of semen and feces are found in your toilet bowl.

I fucked Linda real good last night, but she left a nice pile of ass pudding in my john.

by Garserdt March 30, 2010

ass circumference

The circumference of that ass is always 69.8cm

Damn what is the ass circumference
?

by Bootyguru April 17, 2016

reservoir ass

When a pool of sweat accumulates around the ass crack region. The most serious cases of this disorder are often evident through one's pants.

Chris: Wow Matt, you have horrible reservoir ass.
Matt: Hey, shutup.
Joe: Yeah Matt, your anus has reached its dew point.

by P. Ness September 10, 2008

ass-bo

n. clipped from assbolism. The painful gas bubble formed by forcing air through the anal sphincter. A reverse fart.

I'm going to give you an ass-bo if you don't lighten up!

Joanna's ass-bo was excruciatingly painful.

by Definite Article March 1, 2010

ass fucked

Being extremely fucked, to the point where fucked is not a sufficient description of the circumstance.

Guy One: My girlfriend’s pregnant; I’m totally ass fucked.
Guy Two: If you had ass fucked you wouldn’t be in this problem

by RichardNixonRocks December 29, 2007