nice guy

A girlfriend with a penis.
A guy who is treated by the many girls that they are friends with as simply a platonic relationship partner.

Girl 1: Thats John, hes my BFF!!!
John: *Deep Sigh*... yeah, thats right

*Girls secretly laugh at him later for being such a nice guy*

by Keifer Jennings November 10, 2008

nice

used as a filler when responder is apathetic or impassive to a comment made by my little son of a bitch

"we ended up at v.i.p. it's a strip club and cocktails were $14."

"nice."

by cuddles March 25, 2005

nice abs babs

a term that doesn't actually refer to some one's abdomonal muscles, but something about them that can be genuinley cool. Also can be used with sarchasm to offend someone.

When that cute girl walked by, i couldn't help put call out to her"nice abs babs!". I had her number 6 minutes later.

by Becca the rainbow monster August 5, 2008

Nice hands

Having no attractive qualities, ugly

You should go out with her, she has nice hands.

by Thetruthistold May 13, 2012

Nicaraguan Earmuffs

The act of having a penis thrust into both ears as one defecates onto the chest of an albino.

"Terry has to wear double hearing aids now, cause he tried the Nicaraguan Earmuffs."

by Orangejuice Jackson January 27, 2009

Nice Crew

A group of feds on the social media website Gab.

They post edgy memes & statements as a means to make white nationalists out themselves.

Person browsing Gab: Ugh dammit, posts from Nice Crew are clogging up my timeline again.

by Epiceter69 June 22, 2021

nice girls

these things that r called 'human' 'girls' which makes my stick rise

*me walking in school* * i see a nice looking girl* *my weeenee goes up*

by The garfoldio September 11, 2005