Modern-Day Vampire

One who believes they are a vampire in current times;

one in a clique for those that obsess over vampires in fiction and/or non-fiction snense

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one who actually participates in vampire rituals and religion
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a poseur, a goth that dresses as a vampire gawth goff fake wannabe

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by Zigg Crow September 7, 2004

Modern Warfare 2

Very unbalanced game. Don't say it is around fanboys or they will flame you to the death.

Me: Wow, another laggy game of Modern Warfare 2. What a surprise.

Friends: Its not fair because the people with better internet will be the ones doing better.

by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC August 28, 2010

Modern Warfare 2

Mostly known for it's online multiplayer.
Contains no bullshit whatsoever and is totally fair and balanced. *sarcasm*

Durrr...I couldn't possibly win a real 1 on 1 gunfight in an FPS, but luckily there's Modern Warfare 2.

by Tickles McLolz October 30, 2010

Car Model

A car whore is a promiscuous female who prostitutes her body in front of cars at carshows for attention that directly relates to guys lusting over her. This whore may even go to the extent of never ever reaching a level that satisfies how much attention she receives. This will commonly lead to buying a piece of shit car, that they will put stickers on and take slutty pictures with, just to have more reason to expose themselves, and attempt to reach the guy car enthusiast on a higher level than just showing their body off at car shows. These will usually never have any education on how cars actually work, or how to fix them, or race cars either. They always want to attend huge car meets because of the huge amount of guys for the opportunity to get to drool over them. They may even go to the extent to create their own car meet so then they are known as the "car girl" that made the event possible. These events usually include a hot body contest that the guys usually tell the car whore she would will anyways. These car whores usually make a bad name for real car enthusiasts who are girls

i need more dudes to show me attention..ill just go buy a car and put stickers on it and go to all the events, then ill be the perfect car model.

by Your trying too hard. January 18, 2011

Modern Warfare 3

The third installment of the 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare' video game series. The game focuses on douche-baggy magical warfare tactics that only make sense when you don't think about it.

Douche-bag 1: Hey brah, let's go play some Modern Warfare 3!

Douche-bag 2: Yeah man! It's so realistic!

anyone with a brain: Fuck you guys.

by Yourmom'sbesftfriend'sroommate August 23, 2012

Autistic mode

When a person is in a state, where he can't or won't talk to other people around him/her. Can also be called headphones mode.

Autistic mode can be achieved easily by putting headphones on and play some good music. Noise is an excellent insulator against talking.

This state can be also achieved without phones by concentrating hard on to something or by dreaming (class or any other boring occasion).

Makes people hard to talk to because they don't react even if you call their name.

Comes from anime series Ghost In a Shell episode 22 where Ishikawa and Batou are tracing Chief Aramaki, but cannot contact him.
Ishikawa: That's strange. The Chief's running on autistic mode

Example1:
Mom: So what have you been doing lately? This room is a mess! When are you going to clean it? Where is that nice girl we saw the last time we visited here?

Me (to myself): Fuck it, I'm going autistic mode (puts his headphones on and plays some Infected Mushroom)

Example2:
Friend: And then she said to go left but i went right, so i kinda felt stupid but then she instructed me......

Me(to myself): Man, this math question is way too hard. Should have listened to the teacher, when he taught this. What was I thinking then? Oh yeah, Laura. And what would she look sitting on my face. Hmmm... Nice.

Friend: Calvin! Caaalvin!

Me: What?!

Friend: Did you or did you not remember to return that book? Damn, are you always on autistic mode?

Me: Sorry. Yeah, book's returned.

by Jonesy Dawson May 9, 2010

Modern Warfare 2

A shit sequel to an amazing game. Modern Warfare 2 is widely known for unbalanced weapons, maps designed for 'camping', a terrible online community and numerous ways to hack the game. The overall terribleness of the game lead many to boycott the Call of Duty series or Infinity Ward games.

Bob: "Dude, i walked into a room and was shot by 5 different people and two claymores went off. Their entire team is camping..."

Joe: "Can't hear you dude, there's some 8 year old screaming into his mic"

Bob: "Fuck Modern Warfare 2! I think ill go watch paint dry instead"

by Stan146 September 15, 2010