max harris

max harris is a pussy magnet but the only problem is that the women are unconsciouse and dont give consent to anthing. max typicaly has a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very small small tiny floppy flat penis

max has no friends and is very bad at sports, he doesnt enjoy them.

person one(lyndon) max why did u quit footbal
max i want to kill myself

max harris here no one cares

by marky boy sparky January 18, 2022

max wehrmann

max wehrmann. a person is rude and hurts your feelings a lot. he can be nice but then he will be mean another second. he will call you nice and then ugly

don't act like a max wehrmann

by weaselboi2.0 March 11, 2017

Max Moses

A faggot who can't play gun games even though he is 13. Is very homo and has a attractive sister named Maya Moses. Connor would lowkey smash. He also thinks he is a god at fortnite becuase he plays on mobile. His vision is hampered becuase of his massive ass pimples. He also at some point wrote a love letter to a girl who rejcted him.

Yo is that max moses wow I would smash his sister.

by HJGIUDWIPUTYEUDIPSH} March 23, 2018

Max Patch

Worse than the Pussy Patch. See Pussy Patch.

Max always wears the max patch

by Sabers For Life December 10, 2003

done a Max

To a total knobjockey that drops plans like United Airlines drops passengers. For extra maxness they make sure of announcing they are doing a Max until the last minute.

I was all planning to meet dave for a few beers but he's only gone and done a Max! What a cock!

by Maxreallyisacock April 13, 2017

max move

When you shove your hand up someone's ass or fondle their balls without their permission.

Jason walks up behind Bill and Max moves him. Bill doesn't know if he likes it or not and ends up getting married to Jason.

by terreratman April 28, 2014

ripped to the max

Word derived from North East England charvers meaning they felt they have been cheated or treated unfairly and others have been favoured over them.

That's unfair ya gypsy I've been ripped to the max

by Marky-D December 13, 2004