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talen johnson

The best friend ever. He will always be by his best friends side in hard times. He has been bullied but is so strong and can fight through it because he is a warrior. A Talen is very nice and easy to talk to. Everyone secretly wants to be his friend. When he is bullied they are just jealous of him.
He is so nice he must be a Talen johnson.
by Madakenn July 25, 2016
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johnson

a penis akaJohnson
get my Johnson wet
by igotaboner June 6, 2016
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Sig Johnson

The scariest person you will ever meet. This man is equivalent to a sewer rat.
Wow, I saw Sig Johnson eating raw steak last night, what’s wrong with him?
by You ugly as fuck May 4, 2018
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Johnson

THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PENIS IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
I want a johnson now.

I wish i had one.
I want one for christmas.
by Jamescat5555 May 4, 2018
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britain johnson

The name of a boy who is a douche and takes advantage of girls with his handsome looks. He is a player and goes out with every girl he meets. Do not trust him even if he seems nice or you like him.
Omg I hate Britain Johnson, he is such an idiot and dickhead.
by Kc uh January 2, 2017
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Swap Johnson

An exclamation, usually of success or great success, similar to SWAP DADDY which happens in a moment of action, but more referring to multiple successes, or successive actions happening in a row to a point where the rate of success is just so ridiculously on fire it can't be stopped and everything in a situation is going very well. Possibly named after NBA SG. Joe Johnson or NFL WR. Calvin Johnson. SWAP JOHNSONNNN!!!
guy 1: bro pass me the cheese fries
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!
by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016
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Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.
by Freeoakley February 10, 2017
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