mud shark

Pouncing gay man. "Mud" is slang for shit, combined with toothy predator = ass predator.

He is a total mudshark

by Stu October 04, 2002

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Houston Mud Shovel

A Houston Mud Shovel is when you poop in a girl's mouth and use your erect penis to scoop ("shovel") it back out.

"Susan was running her mouth, so I gave her the Houston Mud Shovel to shut her up."

by MUMB Drumline August 22, 2011

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hold her mud

Literally, to be able to undergo cold turkey narcotics withdrawal without the usual helpless uncontrollable diarrhea. Figuratively, to be tough, to undergo hardships without losing it.

"She was in that jail cell for three days going cold after her last shot of H, and never a peep. That broad can really hold her mud."
"She's going through an evil divorce and never once badmouthed her ex. She can really hold her mud."

by Bilberry March 12, 2008

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Mud Flaps

Front part of ballsac below the cack.

I was bangin my bitch in the ass, and shit got sprayed on my mud flaps.

by kdog June 27, 2003

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Mississippi Mud Cut

A sick ass mullet. Generally attained by combining a #4 buzz from the front to just behind the ears, with an 8 month long shag.

Look at that Mud Cut! I'm so jealous.

Holy shit!, that is the sickest mullet this side of the Mississippi.

Your Mississippi Mud Cut makes me so hot!

by clyde johnson January 21, 2009

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