The crap that explodes all over the crapper when taking an expolsive deuce, or the toilet paper balls that get stuck to your ass pubes after whiping.
Bob's shitter was full of Ass schrapnel. and Bobs TP was shreaded and left ass shrapnel all over his butt crack
by Pete Jones April 26, 2008
You ate some real spicy chili. Consequently your farts now burn your asshole. Now you have a case of cinnamon ass.
by mr94chevys10 November 18, 2010
by shady.lady22 May 11, 2009
A serious condition in which the expulsions from your ass smell like sewer gas. This condition commonly occurs after eating ethnic foods, especially anything containing beans or broccoli. It is important to warn others of this condition before exposing them to it. Common symptoms of exposure include watery eyes, vomiting, and general disgust with the foul odor associated with this ailment.
John: "Whoa! That Indian buffet I had for lunch gave me some serious sewer ass!"
Rachel: "Oh my GOD! What is that smell? Will you please flush the toilet? I can't breathe through the smell of that nasty sewer ass!"
Frank: "Fair warning... I just farted and it appears that the bean burrito I ate has given me a bad case of sewer ass."
Rachel: "Oh my GOD! What is that smell? Will you please flush the toilet? I can't breathe through the smell of that nasty sewer ass!"
Frank: "Fair warning... I just farted and it appears that the bean burrito I ate has given me a bad case of sewer ass."
by The Giant Antelope February 26, 2012
by avengethetaco May 01, 2019
by Bootyguru January 06, 2016
Being extremely fucked, to the point where fucked is not a sufficient description of the circumstance.
Guy One: My girlfriend’s pregnant; I’m totally ass fucked.
Guy Two: If you had ass fucked you wouldn’t be in this problem
Guy Two: If you had ass fucked you wouldn’t be in this problem
by RichardNixonRocks December 01, 2007