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shit house bandit

Slang name for anyone who grafittis restrooms.
They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shit house bandit has struck again.
by Aunty Peaches March 8, 2007
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Hourglass Penis

A penis that is cold, but still hard. It causes the middle to become shriveled and small, but the blood flow stays in the head, causing a normal erection, which makes the penis the shape of an hourglass.
Jill: Holy crap! What's wrong with your dick?

John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.

Jill: I've never seen anything like it!

John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!
by rogerthewhale November 8, 2010
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cleaning house

To be in the process of either

-To be effortlessly winning at any form of gambling where one plays against The "house" or "bank". Now extended to also mean effortlessly winning at friendly card games or any form of gambling.


-To be pulverising the opposition when heavily outmubered. Can refer to massacres, brawls or anything similar.
"He was cleaning house at the craps table last night"

"He's cleaning house at the drugs den because he has a wicked AK."

"The undertaker is in the ring and is cleaning house."
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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houngy

when you feel gross and tired but awake and kind of crabby.
When I woke up from my nap, I felt real houngy and decided to eat some stolen cheerios.
by Garydog October 14, 2007
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Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.
Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.
by george takei October 19, 2009
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Houston

2 love H-town is 2 love postmodernity.
I love living in Houston.
by Rusty Halo January 10, 2006
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golden hour

the time between 3:00-3:30 (during winter) when the lighting is Peng and white girls take selfies
"damn take a photo of us on this hill it's golden hour!!!"
by Cara 19 November 29, 2017
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