Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.
by Steve Awesome January 03, 2017
by SPG September 30, 2003
When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.
by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 27, 2025
by lilviny409 November 22, 2024
The hammer is an insulting sequence of words, backed by fact beyond reasonable doubt, which leaves the recipient speechless and without a comeback.
The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.
The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.
1. Guy: Why are you so ugly?
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"
2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"
2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.
by JD4thebest October 26, 2012
by Snailzy April 14, 2023
Also known as Jason Nelson is a God in bed. If it's orgasms you're looking for he's the one to call.
by DflJones August 18, 2022