pygmy goat
pygmy goat by Avlsteph February 23, 2019
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Bust a Goat
Taking a shit that is so epic that you need to tell others about it in great detail. Usually the shit smells like a barn animal.
"Dude, I ate at Taco Bell last night and I hat to bust a goat this morning. I was in the bathroom for 20 minutes and had to actually cut the session short because it smelled hog just after feeding time!"
Bust a Goat by Booker C May 8, 2008
Sassy Goat
Someone who likes to be fucked by a male goat up the rim piece whilst the goat is wearing womens cloths and makeup
Sassy Goat by Ricki Rickage March 26, 2008
Escape Goat
First used by the ignorant for the word "scapegoat" but it is now commonplace to use it tounge-in-cheek, just as the word "Internets" is used referencing Dubya's plural addition to the singular item.
Just because someone uses Escape Goat doesn't mean they believe it to be correct. Most of the time they are messing around.
Just because someone uses Escape Goat doesn't mean they believe it to be correct. Most of the time they are messing around.
"The dude is being used as an escape goat."
"That's scapegoat."
"Yeah, I know, but this is the Internets so stfu."
"That's scapegoat."
"Yeah, I know, but this is the Internets so stfu."
Escape Goat by ddoggphx July 19, 2007
hitler the goat
hitler the goat by HitlerTheGoat August 9, 2017
busier than a two-peckered billy goat
busier than a two-peckered billy goat by BJ November 2, 2003
Judas Goat
A chill girl that hangs out with the boys and willingly brings her friends around with the intent of letting the guys hook up with them. She is not going to hook up with any of the crew, but she'll always let the homies go for her girls.
These are few-and-far between, extremely rare. You must cherish them when you find one for they are your biggest ally.
These are few-and-far between, extremely rare. You must cherish them when you find one for they are your biggest ally.
Woohoo! Not only did Jessica bring her friends, she told us which ones were down to hook up, what a great Judas Goat!
Someone invite Jessica, we need her Judas Goat skills to bring her thot friends
Someone invite Jessica, we need her Judas Goat skills to bring her thot friends
Judas Goat by Jon Colorado May 14, 2018