Norwegian Goat Fucker

A person, typically Norwegian or Scandinavian, who enjoys penetrating or being penetrated by a goat. This penetration can be oral, anal, or vaginal. Can be derogatory, usually not.

Person A- Man, somebody pickpocketed me in Oslo.
Person B- What a real Norwegian Goat Fucker.

by RealNorwegianGoatFucker February 9, 2017

Goat Cheese Hoagie

The gayest sexual maneuver possible. Often resulting in trauma to the eyes and face.

Coined by Adam Carolla while describing his experiences on Celebrity Apprentice. Clay Aiken may have been involved.

"After an extended Rusty Trombone, he gave me the ol' Goat Cheese Hoagie and fractured my orbital socket."

by Dollerhide November 1, 2012

Floats my goat

When "floats my boat" is too mainstream

-Do you like cheesecake?
-Yeah, that stuff floats my goat.

by El Señor November 24, 2015

As black as a goats arse

Something the is really dark in color or scene; Pitch black.

We were walking through the house in the dead of night, It was as black as a goats arse, we couldn't see a thing.

by symbology July 26, 2016

totes my goates

To say you completly understand what the other person is saying

As in yea i got you bro
Just way more understanding than normally

Hey are you coming to the party

Totes my goates

by Joshy27 May 21, 2014

get her goat

code for getting it in

"Oh dude do you see her, i totally wanna get her goat!"
"yeah bro, not if i get her goat first."

by popitz97 November 18, 2013

choke a goat

smoke a cig, scrofe gofe, choke goat, cheef grit.

When I drink my 40 I like to choke a goat.

by scrackbcrack January 12, 2010