glasses

glasses are a thing you put on your face to help blind people see.

steve: i have glasses
joshie: no u don't
steve: yes i do
josh: ok
james: hi sisters
steve: girl we talking about glasses
james: i think that this shade would go good with your glasses
steve: shut up
josh: ok

by dylanlovescookies August 10, 2019

Glassmanet

Someone without a backbone.

Skipping gym class again today?? She/He is a hopeless glassmanet!

by Otto the Hunter #2 September 18, 2019

Glass

To glass (verb); means to be targeted by a nuclear/thermonuclear/atomic bomb.

John: London needs to be glassed dude
Daniel: Yea man, that place is evil.

by Polythene October 4, 2019

Glass Condom

A glass condom is a condom filled up with big pieces of glass that is then swung around and thrown on the ground in order to shatter all the glass into smaller fragments.

The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.

1. Me and my boyfriend tried this new trick last night called “glass condom”, it was very bloody
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!

by GlassCondominator October 15, 2019

glass gash

The result when you light up someone who has a sandy vagina.

I lit up Yang this week in fantasy football and turned his sandy vagina into a glass gash.

by CrashNBernie October 23, 2019

Glass Jar

And old person’s way of saying Testicles

One little hit in your glass jar and you’ll be rolling all over the floor.

by No telling November 1, 2019

gessilitis

Nobody actually knows. It's some sort of mysterious force or figure that never appears on search engine platforms, known only by some random website that doesn't even appear on search engines either. All we know is that it's currently sleeping, and is known to like water and has one big eye that is disguised as a pool of silver liquid.

The search for the gessilitis was nearly impossible. Nobody knew where to start.

by Strange Words January 2, 2020