Getting johned

Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth

Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.

by Johner9000 November 27, 2021

Getting Hopped

When an old Italian man of short stature ranging from 5'-1" to 5'-6" repeatedly tries to insert his small foot into your anus as you are running for you life.

The boys were running for their little lives as papi Mario was chasing them while cursing in Italian and screaming 'come back here so i can hop you!'.

Maybe we shouldn't play ball in the house, we may end up getting hopped by papi.

by fat guy strangler July 24, 2011

get vectored

a word to use when you wanna ruin someones whole day.

when your mom breaks your xbox so you break her neck, get vectored.

by vectorgetvectored February 14, 2022

Get noodled

Get noodled is something u say after you trick someone into doing what you want, like after they made you a cup of tea because u got them to.

Jesus: yo god man, i need a pack of cigarettes. Can you go steal some from Co Op for me.

God: yes brother jesus.

Jesus: get noodled u small man.

by Mr.kingTeaMan December 9, 2020

get the dog

Created by Willem Powerfish this phrased is used when casting whole chooks. Its also used at the brothel, the male brothel mate.

just burleighing it up for ya mate. get the dogs! What do you mean you've already been fishing here, ive been fishing here for 50 years.

by lil kimerg3gerg June 26, 2021

Get it, Got it

An expression one uses, usually when a someone is or tricked/ lied to when it comes to doing something.. or a person who commits fraud or participates in a dishonest tactic, just like that one mf who scammed AECI 2 about having connections with the NFL.

Damn that nigga banduplulu lied about Tobey being in the shop, that Nigga is Get it, Got it

This nigga Hil said he was gonna get on and never did, nigga is Get it, Got it jr.

by Mono Ryan March 5, 2022

getting that raw

Having sex without a condom

We've been together for a while, so you know she's getting that raw.

by VCPHARAOH April 14, 2017