Coffee with Cream

Coffee with cream is whenever you give anal to a girl with diarrhea and cum in her. After you cum, she shits all over the bed and you lick her asshole.

"So, what did you do last night?"
"Oh, I had some Coffee with Cream"

by GraysonA December 10, 2019

Fly Coffee

When you drink coffee thats sat out for a few days, maybe even a week, and there is a boat load of flys maggots ect. ready for you to drink!

Damn Son, that coffee's a couple days old, you really want to drink that shit?

Dad its fly coffee, at least Im getting protein!

by 8bitmodern January 12, 2020

Coffee Mug

The necessary container for the all-essential life juice known as coffee. Substitutions, such as a foam cup, a thermos, or otherwise, may taint the coffee.

When my Urban Dictionary coffee mug went missing, I went for 3 hours that morning without a single cup of coffee! I almost died!

by NinjaChicken666 January 12, 2020

Happy Coffee

An Innovative Nigerian Coffee Brand poised at improving the Nigerian Coffee Culture. Founded in 2015 by Princess Adeyinka, Happy Coffee has been growing the Coffee drinking culture whilst using Nigerian coffee blends that directly supports the local famers.

Be happy drink Happy Coffee

by PAt8633 January 31, 2020

Coffee Time

Calling your friend or group to have a cigarette

“Oi Tim, Coffee Time?”

by Dkekekekkekekekek February 6, 2020

Having the cake and coffee

When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.

How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?

Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee

by Vincekid March 25, 2020

Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.

I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.

by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020