Finger pop

To masterbate.

When Kong if not home and I'm horny and I need to come I do a finger pop to get off.

by Black Snapper August 30, 2018

sticky fingers

aftermath of rolling a blunt, or dealing with large amounts of weed.

"Man i got sticky fingaz from rollin that blunt"

by Jake S. May 13, 2005

Finger-cracking

A very bad habit that millions of people have, producing an irritating "cracking" sound. You'll know it when you hear it, or see someone doing it.

Why can't people crack all their fingers together at once and quickly get it over with?

by Flatlander April 16, 2005

mallet fingers

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.
Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?
Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!
Jane: ooh ouch!

by CrackwhoMoFo June 13, 2009

finger blitz

to jam your index and middle fingers into a vagina then remove and repeat with the other hand repeatedly until she squirts.

I called jess to make sure she could still walk after that intense finger blitzing.

by spring break 06 for life October 14, 2010

Dink Fingers

a derogatory term used to describe a person who is a complete asshole and is completely useless.

Hey "dink fingers", thanks for all the help!

by NickoshieT June 28, 2010

Text Fingers

The state one's fingers are in when texting extremely fast.

Oh snap, that chick has got fast text fingers!

by flakycake May 6, 2010