dont look a gift horse in the mouth

meaning if something is free dont find the flaws in it.

one way to tell a horses age is by looking at the wear on his teeth , if someone gives you a horse theres a good chance it is old and you wont get much use out of it.

sam got a bike for christmas , but it wasnt the one he asked for .... "dont look a gift horse in the mouth"

dont look a gift horse in the mouth by the_colt23 May 12, 2011

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball 

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny

you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball by bluebear March 31, 2020

DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR 

When you just don't give a fuck, say this immediately. SAY IT RIGHT NOW DUMBASS DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR YES YES YES YES

Me - "Im gonna go suck some dick RIGHT NOW DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR"
Other person - "What the fuck... is this kid gay or some shit?"

DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR by notacarebear69 September 18, 2019

Virgil Donati 

Virgil Donati is arguably the best drummer of all time. He started playing drums at age 3 and turned professional at 16. Now in his 50's, Virgil is an extraordinary talent, having practiced for several hours a day everyday for decades. He has poured his heart and soul into his drumming. Virgil has such amazing coordination that he can play four different time signatures at once, he can hold his own in terms of speed against todays top metal drummers except he does it with style and musicality. His prowess on the drum kit is unrivaled.

Virgil Donati has more talent in his little pinky finger than all the usual slobs the youtube users don "worlds best drummer" e.g Joey Jordison, Travis Barker, Mike Portnoy etc etc, they are basically retarted in comparison, and it is a great injustice that the majority don't appreciate the true legends in drumming.

Virgil also played keyboard from a young age and has written most of the material for his progressive rock band Planet X.

I saw Virgil Donati playing the drums. I shit my pants.

Virgil Donati by Toilet Head January 16, 2011

Dont half the cat

A phrased commonly used to mean any number of things, including "take care," "leave meh alone," "we are talking in code now," and simply, "do not cut your cat into two equal sections."

Look, dont half the cat, but dont half the cat. NEXT time, dont half the cat. Also, my mom is listening, so dont half the cat.

Dont half the cat by Fojoyord April 21, 2011

you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com 

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.

You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.

you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com by CityFolks November 12, 2017

autotrump donations 

A nickname for the fundraising technique whereas a microscopic pre-checked box in an email solicitation allows the sly and savvy fraudster to legally suck multiple donations out of your bank account within a thirty-day period - unless you uncheck the virtually imperceptible box before submitting your donation.

My dying mother had no idea how generous she was actually being when she made her inadvertent autotrump donations to the trumpian greed machine during her final comatose days!

autotrump donations by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2021