jesus, daddy, and the spook

the father, the son, and the holy spirit. in other words its jesus, god, and the spirit of jesus christ after he was crucified.

thank you jesus, daddy, and the spook!

by kyle December 20, 2004

Daddy Fat Sacks

A supplier of marijuana

When can we go see DFS and hook it up?

by rsr May 28, 2003

dadass

badass, but dad

Thats a dadass coat youve got, Jimmy.

by Banana Pooer times a thousand January 19, 2004

Crack Daddy

Someone who pays crack whores for sex with, obviously, crack.

Have you ever tried being a Crack Daddy? Those sluts will suck you dick for crack man!

by Weymouthst April 19, 2008

im your slut, daddy.

something a woman who is sexually intoxicated will say.

Girlfriend: ahh...ahhh... Faster..... Ah there..... Yeah harder..... That right... Ahhhhhh. Babbyyyyyy... I'm cumming

Boyfriend:yes cum for me baby cum on my hard and long dick. Cum for dadddyy*grunts*
Girlfriend:fucckk yeah oh my god dadddyy I love your big hard cock that keeps on shooting into my womb yes again fuck me hard like I'm a slut. daddy! Im your slut, daddy.. DON'T STOP FUCKING ME!

Boyfriend:you asked for it.....get ready to be up all night and cum!

by the person u wanna fuck 0<===8 July 15, 2020

daddy

A word, usually followed by something possibly sexual.
the trick to a good "daddy" is to make it something that is subtely related to sex. too obvious, and you're in trouble, but too vague, and no one laughs. if you get it just right, you're on the line where people know what you're on about, but if asked why you were making references to sex, you can claim innocence, and then ask about the acusers dirty mind... *rolls eyes*

Daddy, that doesn’t taste like whipped cream
Daddy, what flavour is that lollipop?
Daddy, I’m not sure I like your lollipop
Daddy, that’s not custard.
Daddy, it’s all warm and sticky
Daddy, it hurts
Daddy, that’s not blood
Daddy, I’m bleeding
Daddy, it’s stretching me
Daddy, take it out
Daddy, you’ve gone soft
Daddy, how do I make my soldier stand down?
Daddy, how do I get my little fireman to dampen down?
Daddy, what’s that hair for?
Daddy, it won’t fit
Daddy, I’m not sure I like it
Daddy, I’ve only got one
Daddy, you’re in the hospital because when your little bird started spitting at me I snapped its neck, jumped on its eggs and burnt its nest.
Daddy, I’ve got a hair in my teeth
Daddy, is that real yoghurt?
Daddy, it smells of poo
Daddy, I can’t walk
Daddy, it tickles
Daddy, let’s show mummy
Daddy, I saw that on the internet
Daddy, I’ll be the altar boy!
Daddy, give me back my clothes!
Daddy, it’s chunky
Daddy, it tastes like salt
Daddy, that’s naughty
Daddy, will that show up on an X-ray?
Daddy, I think it’s stuck
Daddy, it’s massive!

by VisualShock January 14, 2007

my baby daddy

Father. Mostly used by single welfare mother in inner cities or married women that never came across the word husband in the dictionary.

Anna: My baby daddy is coming today
Bill: Please, never use that term, ever. It makes you sound like a poorly schooled moron. And then you probably wonder why 'the baby daddy' was beating you on a daily basis.

by Anthony Jonathan June 23, 2007