1. (Verb) To give an misogynistic, borderline-hysterical political performance for the benefit of a legislative body and/or a well-connected sexual predator.
2. (Noun) A sniveling, closeted Republican hack from South Carolina.
2. (Noun) A sniveling, closeted Republican hack from South Carolina.
1. "Jerry's speech at the town meeting sure was over-the-top -- what kind of a person argues AGAINST 18 U.S.C. § 2250 (Failure to register)? Someone there should tell him there's no point in Lindsey Graham Cracker-ing federal law!"
2. New cadets at the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations off campus to drink mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.
2. New cadets at the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations off campus to drink mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.
by Public Publius October 11, 2018
Get the Lindsey Graham Crackermug. That good ol’ Confederate white boy, Lindsey Graham Cracker, will have his ass voted straight out of the Senate at the next election.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018
Get the Lindsey Graham Crackermug. christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation
by Pinkie_Flamingo March 21, 2011
Get the christ onna crackermug. It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.
Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?
by Lady NY February 4, 2017
Get the posing for animal crackersmug. When gay men hate women so much that they vote to approve a sexual predator onto the US Supreme Court.
by Randspan October 4, 2018
Get the graham crackersmug. 1. god granted me three wishes and i flew away w. a flock of doves! I had sex with a McDonalds Mascot on Camera! Thats mcsupercoojiodus on a cracker!
2. Mcdonalds gave me a Jesus action figure and i put it on on a McCracker, and i put my super cool Fjiod thing on it, so its mcsupercoojiodus on a cracker
2. Mcdonalds gave me a Jesus action figure and i put it on on a McCracker, and i put my super cool Fjiod thing on it, so its mcsupercoojiodus on a cracker
by RibbitMan February 6, 2005
Get the mcsupercoojiodus on a crackermug. Look at that cracker jack bitch eating crumbs from the sidewalk.
Let's go before all the cracker jack bitches arrive.
Let's go before all the cracker jack bitches arrive.
by Dirt¥~Dog™ November 28, 2017
Get the cracker jack bitchmug.