Cheese Tongue

Cheese eating, wine drinking surrender monkeys and the associated groups. French, Quebecois, etc.

We were up'ta camp and Dave started using cheese tongue words like bonjour and toilet. We told him to cut that shit out right quick.

Cheese Tongue by Ph8- September 3, 2016

Cheese Crotch 

A crotch cheesier than an order of nachos from 7/11 and smells equivalent to a baseball stadium filled with parmesan.

"Yo did you get laid last night?"
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."

Cheese Crotch by Crotch cheesier than nachos July 29, 2016

Cheese Dirt

The orange powder substance as usually found inside a packet inside a box of Mac & Cheese.

After the mac is cooked and drained, tear open the packet and dump the "cheese dirt" in followed by the butter and milk.

Cheese Dirt by Foxingham August 20, 2016

cheese dibbles 

the most amazing cheese invention known to man (and the hole universe) it gets supsended then it dippaseers like an amazing bootie magician.

cheese dibbles are like sweatie mom jeans they taste good.

cheese dibbles by MrHotsauce February 16, 2017

cheese explosion 

When u fart and a shit ton of feta cheese comes out ya asshole

Hey i just had a cheese explosion

cheese explosion by Thatsniggainthetrashcan March 26, 2017

cheese whipped 

When you underperform to someone considered your inferior

Damn, you got frickin' cheese whipped

cheese whipped by MagnitheCroney April 10, 2017

cheese pregnant 

The bloating that occurs after a lactose-intolerant person eats cheese

Person 1: WOAH, your stomach is huge! How far along are you?

Person 2: Oh actually I'm just cheese pregnant but it's been about 30 or 40 minutes

cheese pregnant by floofypoofymeowcats July 13, 2017