The scientific law that states girls can not win at beer pong, unless partnered with a male.
Originally named after Emma Johnson, a girl who played several recorded games of beer pong from 2001-2008 without one girls only victory.
Originally named after Emma Johnson, a girl who played several recorded games of beer pong from 2001-2008 without one girls only victory.
Sally: I'm gonna kick your ass at beer pong tonight!
Brian: Yea and E=Mc^3! Its called Emma's law... read a book.
Brian: Yea and E=Mc^3! Its called Emma's law... read a book.
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1) There are some bad salespeople; therefore, all salespeople are bad.
2) I once owned a Honda that broke down; therefore, all Hondas are junk.
3) A black person once stole from me; therefore, all black people are thieves.
4) Throwing out the baby with the bath water.
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4) Throwing out the baby with the bath water.
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Family driving on an interstate highway on a long road trip
Little Billy sees a cow grazing in a field off the side of the road
Billy: "Cow."
Everyone else, nodding in agreement: "Cow."
Dad: "There's Mizrahi's Law at work yet again!"
Little Billy sees a cow grazing in a field off the side of the road
Billy: "Cow."
Everyone else, nodding in agreement: "Cow."
Dad: "There's Mizrahi's Law at work yet again!"
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Get the stepdaughter-in-law mug.A law with corollaries outlining the Murphy's Law of Surfing:
When you are paddling out to the take off zone, there will inevitably be a huge set of waves that breaks on your head and insures that you will be exhausted and demoralized.
First Corollary of Surfy's Law: When you finally make it to the line-up after paddling through a set, there will be no sets of waves breaking that you can catch or ride.
Second Corollary of Surfy's Law: When you do take off on a wave and ride it to the inside, there will be another set that arises to impede your paddle out to the line-up.
When you are paddling out to the take off zone, there will inevitably be a huge set of waves that breaks on your head and insures that you will be exhausted and demoralized.
First Corollary of Surfy's Law: When you finally make it to the line-up after paddling through a set, there will be no sets of waves breaking that you can catch or ride.
Second Corollary of Surfy's Law: When you do take off on a wave and ride it to the inside, there will be another set that arises to impede your paddle out to the line-up.
"Dude, I got worked by six mackin' double overhead freight trains on my paddle out. It was like total enforcement of Surfy's Law!"
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