Backwards blumpkin

When girl takes a shit and gives her man head!

My man stepped out of the shower to get a backwards blumpkin!!

by Cooki24.7 November 14, 2025

Country Blumpkin

A country blumpkin is when a man is sitting on the tank of the toilet with the lid off, your basic "top shelf" prank. When he is ready to "drop the kids in the pool", if you will, a woman (human) sits on the toilet straddling the tank ALSO " dropping off kids", and giving a blow job to the man on tank.

Last summer we went to the country and learned a new style Blumpkin, Country Blumpkin!

by J. P. Okes November 25, 2025

Hi-Brow Blumpkin

The act of two people defecating on the same toilet while one receives fellatio. One person relieving themselves in the tank and the second facing them also passing excrement in the actual toilet. Thus referring to the hi brow part, being that the person on the tank is eye-brow level with the person on the bottom.

Man I just received the most amazing Hi-brow Blumpkin from a tranny in a Cahokia gas station.

by CHRISLARRYJEFF November 7, 2010

good old blumpkin

The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.

After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.

by rebel ase November 7, 2012

Queen of Blumpkins

When a 28 year old blonde haired Walmart associate gives you a decent blowjob while you are on the toilet after a day filled with Indian food and spicy tacos...

Britni was so good at this, she must be the queen of blumpkins!

by Lind478& June 2, 2018

Blue house blumpkin

When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.

Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”

by Bikejc7 July 15, 2018

accidental reverse blumpkin

A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.

I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....

by madmike135 July 30, 2018