master blaster

A large dose of cocaine (or speed, for the criminally insane), inhaled through the nose.

P1: Woah, Johnny just racked that whole set of lines.
P2: Master blaster.

by masterblastin August 19, 2021

1% battery

Causes ptsd for minutes

When my phone reached 1% battery it made me think back on nam.

by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021

Irish Battery

Shoving a potato up someones ass.

Old Jimmy Mcgill was feeling a lil tired so Seamus overthere gave him an Irish Battery and now hes filming season 6.- Jack Murphy

by Fucku Biden September 9, 2021

Baha Blaster

After you eat taco bell you have an explosive shit

I was a baha blaster

by Hollo0w September 9, 2021

fanny batter

A female cricketer - used since the woke MCC decided to use the word batter for male and female cricketers.

So the gender / sex of the cricketer can be distinguished a batsman is now a batter & a female batsman is now a "fanny batter".

Hey Bruce did you see that the way the ball hit the fanny batter in the Oval last night?

Yes she was mid stroke when the ball smacked her chin guard

by Dicky Mint September 23, 2021

Butter Batter

Something so amazingly delicious, that you might go mad over it and can’t live without it ever.

One of the finest and most delectable desserts’ places which might include cakes, macarons, cookies, bonbons, truffles or baked cheesecakes.

Thank you for coming in my Life ! You are no less than Butter Batter !

You make me fall in Love with you whenever I see you. Are you Butter Batter ?

by RajaHarishchand November 24, 2021

Brittany Blaster

Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm

Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021