Blasted Fun Time

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time

"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"

by DameonSpawn September 6, 2016

Blast in the pass

To have sex with a prior acquaintance.

Alright John, you'll never guess what... I saw Laura from sixth form the other day- first time in years! One thing lead to another and I ended up giving her a blast in the pass! Felt like I was 18 all over again!

by Jubbzarella June 3, 2015

Baja Blasted

Baja Blasted is whenever you give someone a rimjob, and while giving the rimjob, you spit a mouthful of MTN DEW® Baja Blast up into their colon.

Ori: "Did you hear how Brad got Baja Blasted by Gabby?"
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."

by ScootyKart December 17, 2023

sigma blast

The act of fingering but in a much more aggressive and powering way. The person being blasted is in more pain than pleasure.

"Why is Sara not at school today", "Oh yeah after the game I sigma blasted her while her mom railed her dad with a strap-on"

by sigma_man January 18, 2024

back seat blast

Finger blasting your girlfriend in the back seat as her parents are driving in the front seats.

I gave Kendra the Back Seat Blast on the way home the other night.

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

Blast off

When you go with a communal cup previously bought from Taco Bell to drink Baja blast without paying.

Dude, I'm pretty beat from this long day of skating, let's go to Taco Bell and blast off.

by Bongmaster123 May 8, 2016

jet blast in the ass

When you shove your anus inside the jacuzi jet and you start to slowly fill up with water and your blood fills with the chemicals and bloat and cum into death.

I like to jet blast in the ass its my favorite passtime.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020