absolute bastard 

Acting like Toad from the hit video game franchise “Super Mario”.

Person: They’re such an absolute bastard, I’d even say a Toad!

absolute bastard by SebasDaFish_ March 16, 2021

Halo 3 Bastard

noun - A halo 3 player that has become so good at the game that they cannot give it up, and move on to Reach.

Bob - C'mon Jim, come play Halo Reach with us!
Jim - I can't guys, I'm on a 15 game win streak and my EXP is almost maxed out.
Bob - ........Jim...that shit doesn't matter. No one plays Halo 3 anymore. This is 2011 man! Quit being a Halo 3 Bastard!

Halo 3 Bastard by Purple Turkoglu October 21, 2011

rat bag bastard

A phrase used when an individual which the adverb is directed to is a fucking idiot and needs to re-evaluate their life.

You Rat Bag Bastard!

rat bag bastard by Rupert_Rupo February 21, 2018

Blasticon 

Someone who smokes weed so much and so often that they become associated with it, and thus become a "blast" "icon".

I talked to a Blasticon the other day, and he was three sheets to the wind and talkin' crazy.

Blasticon by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

elitist bastard 

One is arrogant and egotistical, and believes they are superior to others, for a reason that is petty, a reason that is questionable or based on opinion, or for being in a 'better' situation than others placed entirely on luck and not one's actual experiences (such as a parent's wealth).

As a result, they are prejudiced to those that they consider to be less 'elite'. To those that are of equal or higher status, they will either show more respect to, or envy.

Brandon is an elitist bastard, because he believes his desktop screenshot is better than anybody elses and makes fun of others because of it.

elitist bastard by Timmy T. December 10, 2007

Bastardship 

1. The quality or condition of a thing or act being a bastard.

2. Bastardness. The policy of being a complete penis to everyone.

John: Did you hear about Jimmy giving Jan a Strawberry Cheesecake the other day?
Jessica: No. What bastardship!

Bastardship by HarrassaOfHalicarnassa July 4, 2009

shit bastard 

Somebody who is indeed being an asshole, but not necessarily having bastard nature (ie born during wedlock). Also abbreviated to shitbas

"Man, i must have left the car keys way out there in the jungle"

"Oh my god, you shit bastard!"

shit bastard by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005