bassong

A bong made out of a bassoon.

Yo, me and the bros ripped the bassong last night. It was epic.

by T Munz May 3, 2008

Basshead

Basshead is subgenres of emo/scene culture usually focused around dubstep with heavy bass. A basshead usually has a slimified profile pic and says stuff like, “you don’t even know the culture” when talking about slime tattoos and briddim.

“John headbanged so much at that Trampa show, he fractured his neck”

“Whoa dude he’s a real basshead.”

by FUZo October 22, 2018

basstastic

A word used to describe a woman who enjoys fishing and is particularly good at bass fishing. She's a pretty girl that's not afraid to bait her own hook, she loves the ocean and being on a boat. She is a fantastic bass fisher-woman!

That girl pretty girl Sarah always catches the most bass! She really is basstastic!

by josh141414 January 12, 2012

massimo bassimo

someone stupid and a longer term for massimo

naya: oh yea did u see massimo bassimo
chloe: omg i did he’s so stupid

by therealraviross April 10, 2019

bassoon fingers

Long fingers, good for the long reach that is needed for playing a bassoon but clumsy when a shorter reach is needed.

With these long bassoon fingers of mine, it's easier for me to get on the Internet with a desktop computer than that eentsy-weentsy cell phone.

by pentozali July 24, 2011

Basstard

Someone who must alway start a fight over getting to play the "Bass" over the "Guitar" when playing Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.

Also See Guitard

Joe: I am playing Bass, the Guitar is stupid so you can play it.

Mike: Quit being such a Basstard, We can switch every other song

by Gamewizard 546 September 21, 2009

Bassed

Verb:
1) What happens when someone in Rock Band selects the guitar to play and so does the other person. This switches the first person immediately to bass.
2) Complete ownage!

-Dude, I'm playing guitar!
-No your not!
*2nd player selects guitar*
-Get bassed!

by T-Graph November 2, 2008