artifact children

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.

"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 14, 2006

Artyom

The protagonist in the Metro videogame/book series

“So who’s the main guy in Metro 2033?”
“Thats Artyom!”

by Crackrzz August 14, 2018

Artadokht

God of fire.

free.
gorgeous.
The Golden ear ring

Artadokht ist consists of two words. Arta and Dokht.

Dokht is abbreviation of Persian word 'Dokhtar'.
Dokhtar means girl.

you are artadokht. you are free.

by memo0l November 30, 2011

dappup artist

someone who daps herbs up, stands around at the mall or mcdonalds looking for much younger girls, a non cool person, yet the dappup artist may refer to himself as a dappateer. the original dappup artist actually dapped a girl up at good harbor beach.

stop being a snitch dappup artist and lets get the fuck out of this mcdonalds and go do something

by mlavist September 22, 2011

artfight

an art game that is hosted every year for one month, usually july on a website. people who join submit original characters they've made. everyone is split into two teams (they carry a theme, sun vs moon, coffee vs tea) and basically you draw someone else's character to attack them for points and then they can counter your attack by drawing your character. the team with the most points by the end of the game wins.

"bro i just attacked you in artfight"
"bro no way imma attack you back"

by dicknommer69 December 14, 2018

Artem

A very unique and mysterious person. Not very well known. Somewhere from Europe Ukraine/Russia. Shows equal energy and can be your greatest friend or your worst enemy. A kind person who tends to put people infront of himself and that tends to be a killer trait because it can cause him to forget about treating himself. Overall a great person to be around, knows how to shine light on situations that are difficult and can be anything you want him to be. What you see is what you get;)

do you know who artem is?

by Pheonix980 September 10, 2020

Artina *

An Artina is a loyal and great friend; she always has your back. You can trust Artina without being worried that something will go wrong. She is funny, caring, and an amazing friend to have. Anybody would be super lucky to have an Artina as their friend, and even luckier to have her as a best friend.

I wish I could be friends with Artina *.

by A Lara May 25, 2018