egg wife

my wife that cheated on me

me: bro my egg wife cheated on me
my friend: yeah i fucked her

me: isn’t she like a lesbian wtf

by saf -.- December 27, 2020

Captains wife

A bit of a Natalie. Hot, but with a comic con psychosis leaning toward men named Nils.

A Captains Wife is a bit like the chick from Kick Ass with a hard working, diligent, chicken bhuna hot, edge.
She's also powerful but a little bit needy, after a good rumping.

by Lord leonard November 19, 2013

2nd Wife Tits

Refers to the "enhanced" breasts of a trophy wife...

My new stepmom has huge 2nd wife tits.

by Iowa boy June 25, 2025

Wife

people that wanna make you deaf

"Dude my wife makes me wanna commit sucuide"

by SensesRequiem March 6, 2024

Rescue Wife

When you marry a woman from a poor country and bring her back to your rich country, such as the United States, thereby rescuing her from poverty and oppression.

She: I'm going to adopt a rescue cat
He: I'm going to marry a rescue wife

by zevg January 30, 2017

Dutch wife

A poor golf shot that works well.

That shot was a Dutch wife. Ugly but she works.

by BOOMER1212 July 31, 2024

Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.

“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”

by 🙂🙃😬 February 21, 2023