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bottom turtle

In contrast to "turtles all the way down", an expression of the problem of infinite regress, the "bottom turtle" is the foundation upon which everything else is built.

An example from computer security:
You have some software with a secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it. Now you have a key, which is really another kind of secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it, and so it becomes turtles all the way down. To break this loop, we need to establish a bottom turtle. There must be a secure root of trust either in hardware or a trusted external system upon which the security of the system is built.
To break the loop of infinite regress we need to establish the bottom turtle.
by turtle_zero September 25, 2020
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dragon turtle

A kind hearted creature with extremely dark humor. If you come across a dragon turtle don’t take it to seriously when it insults you because then you might make it sad. Dragon turtles don’t like others being sad.
The great dragon turtle was at that place again”
by YukineRose1405 November 17, 2020
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Snapping turtle style

It’s like doggy style, except you place your partners head close to the wall or headboard and push them gently against it until their head pushes into their shoulders. Then pull them towards you and thrust into them fiercely so their heads pop out like a snapping turtle then repeat the process as necessary.
I came home last night and kept hearing thumps on the walls every few seconds. My roommate must be trying out the snapping turtle style.
by Juicemn99 November 25, 2020
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dalgom_turtle_rabbit

dalgom_turtle_rabbit is a kpop fan page on tiktok, a social media platform, who mostly posts about kpop groups such as BLACKPINK and BTS.
by DalgomTurtleRabbit December 20, 2020
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Treason Turtle

A type of deformed and geriatric turtle that hates democracy, giving to the poor, and america, but is loyal to russia and putin. It is also usually loyal to the treason weasel, but has been witnessed fighting with it. It i believed to have been created from some mutated scum and piss on the floor of a random bathroom inside the kremlin. It is extremely evil and dangerous and should be killed on sight.
We need to destroy the fucking treason turtle!
by ilovedemocracy January 3, 2021
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chocolate turtle

1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.

2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.
1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)

2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021
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Dirty turtleneck

The occasional ring of shit stuck under the head of your dick after you sodomize someone. aka ring around the collar.
Eric-"I finally got to Nicole's back door last night."
Ted-"So how was it?"
Eric-"Ok I guess,but I pulled out a dirty turtleneck."
Ted- "Goddamn ring around the collar."
by DirtyJoeDirtay June 4, 2021
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