These are the gray hairs that live above your sideburns, usually the first gray hairs to appear on a man that is destined to grow into Male Pattern Baldness. Temple grays frame the face, and in the early years can be described as distinguished, or senatorial. Temple grays are an indicator that worse is yet to come, and commonly precede the formation of the skullet, and flesh yarmulke, or cul-de-sac.
Younger Student One: Mmmm...my prof Roger looks so handsome with those temple grays, I think I want to mount him.
Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!
Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!
by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009
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kid 2: Sweet, it looks just like a real tattoo, but it'll come off in a few days!
kid 1: Hey, look at this awesome Superman temporary tattoo!
kid 2: Sweet, it looks just like a real tattoo, but it'll come off in a few days!
kid 1: Hey, look at this awesome Superman temporary tattoo!
kid 2: Sweet, it looks just like a real tattoo, but it'll come off in a few days!
kid 2: Sweet, it looks just like a real tattoo, but it'll come off in a few days!
by rhauiac January 10, 2009
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The word is derived from “Temporal” – related to measured time, and “Plegia” – inability to move.
This is a condition that is becoming more pronounced in office workers. It affects eyesight, hearing and motor functions. The condition is temporal, in that it manifests itself at 8:00 AM and completely disappears at 4:59 PM. It is also known to go away during breaks.
Symptoms:
1. Person becomes totally unaware of anything beyond their cubicle or computer screen
2. Person exhibits an inability to move outside their “area” because their legs actually become very short, hence “plegia”. The shortening of the legs also allows the person to…..
3. Cover their ass, while still having their head buried in the sand
4. Communication check valves come into play, whereby incoming phone calls and emails are ignored.
5. In some cases, audio input failure occurs because ear canals are blocked by headphones or boom boxes blasting over +95 db.
6. Vocabulary becomes limited to phrases like, “That’s the ___________ department’s problem.”
7. Person lends absolutely no credence to input from experienced outside sources, but requests “more input”.
8. Person has overwhelming urge to call for and attend meetings to discuss and ignore input mentioned in item 7.
The word is derived from “Temporal” – related to measured time, and “Plegia” – inability to move.
This is a condition that is becoming more pronounced in office workers. It affects eyesight, hearing and motor functions. The condition is temporal, in that it manifests itself at 8:00 AM and completely disappears at 4:59 PM. It is also known to go away during breaks.
Symptoms:
1. Person becomes totally unaware of anything beyond their cubicle or computer screen
2. Person exhibits an inability to move outside their “area” because their legs actually become very short, hence “plegia”. The shortening of the legs also allows the person to…..
3. Cover their ass, while still having their head buried in the sand
4. Communication check valves come into play, whereby incoming phone calls and emails are ignored.
5. In some cases, audio input failure occurs because ear canals are blocked by headphones or boom boxes blasting over +95 db.
6. Vocabulary becomes limited to phrases like, “That’s the ___________ department’s problem.”
7. Person lends absolutely no credence to input from experienced outside sources, but requests “more input”.
8. Person has overwhelming urge to call for and attend meetings to discuss and ignore input mentioned in item 7.
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Get the Tempenture mug.1: Refers to a delicate situation where the climate can switch from passive to aggressive abruptly.
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3: Dangerous circumstances in which things can get real ugly real fast.
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3: Dangerous circumstances in which things can get real ugly real fast.
P1: "Uh-oh... a gang of Skinheads just arrived here and there's already a gang of Black Panthers over there!"
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P2: "Shit nigga, this shit just got temperal up in this piece!!"
P3: "WHO THE FUCK JUST SAID NIGGA?!?!"
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