"hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
by michael foolsley April 14, 2022
To fix a problem that has been stumping someone else in an incredibly simplistic way on your first try, often by hitting or touching the object in question. The method used to fix the device may have already been tried multiple times, but just didn't work until you came along. This is reminiscent of how Jesus Christ supposedly healed the sick just by touching them.
My car horn was broken for months, but Tanner Jesus-fixed it on the first time he pushed it.
My friend's phone wasn't working for hours yesterday, but I came in and Jesus-fixed it when I turned it off and on even though she had already tried that five times.
My friend's phone wasn't working for hours yesterday, but I came in and Jesus-fixed it when I turned it off and on even though she had already tried that five times.
by DaskinRobins October 07, 2011
by angiewangie October 31, 2017
a drink that mixes water with wine,
hence turning water into wine.
"Jesus turns wine into water, and kills you for his sins."-Reverse Jesus
hence turning water into wine.
"Jesus turns wine into water, and kills you for his sins."-Reverse Jesus
A: Why do you add water into wine
B: Because it tastes terrible, maan.
A: Oh a reversed Jesus, then.
B: Yeah, whatever.
C: Gimme a reversed Jesus.
D: A what? Ah that terrible wine with water then.
C: Yeah.
B: Because it tastes terrible, maan.
A: Oh a reversed Jesus, then.
B: Yeah, whatever.
C: Gimme a reversed Jesus.
D: A what? Ah that terrible wine with water then.
C: Yeah.
by sucking wine April 25, 2011
The supernatural power that heals airline passengers of their aliments in flight, and is exemplified by the phenomena of more passengers needing wheelchairs when a flight boards then need them on arrival. Most often seen on flights to/from Florida.
Flight attendant 1: we had 20 passengers in wheelchairs when we boarded my flight in Chicago, but when we got to Miami all but 4 walked off.
Flight Attendant 2: Wow! Another miraculous healing by Jetbridge Jesus!
Flight Attendant 1: Amen and Praise be!
Flight Attendant 2: Wow! Another miraculous healing by Jetbridge Jesus!
Flight Attendant 1: Amen and Praise be!
by Kronl January 05, 2023
NamSeokJiChuus Chris is Goddess Jihyo's son.
It happened one day when the CEO of BlockBerry Creative, BigHit, YG and JYP had some hentai and then NamSeokJiChuus Chris was born. People say it's actually a shit by fans "a mix of names" BUT NO!!!
NamSeokJiChuus Chris said stan LOONA and Stray Kids
It happened one day when the CEO of BlockBerry Creative, BigHit, YG and JYP had some hentai and then NamSeokJiChuus Chris was born. People say it's actually a shit by fans "a mix of names" BUT NO!!!
NamSeokJiChuus Chris said stan LOONA and Stray Kids
X: What is the most powerful thing in this world?
Me: Oh. It's Kpop's Jesus! NamSeokJiChuus Chris! Now stan loona
Me: Oh. It's Kpop's Jesus! NamSeokJiChuus Chris! Now stan loona
by Jinsoul is my waifu December 24, 2019
Wow he like a blond jesus!
by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022