Boot camp

If you weighed in at 455 the day you got to boot camp, you wouldn't whine about the drill instructor being heartless for calling you fat or not caring about anyone's feelings, so if you would do that with some stupid kid in headphones, you're only doing it because you think this weak ass kid has no right to call you fat, even if you wouldn't lose the horrible temper you claim to have on the drill instructor the same thing.

The kid's real crime was being stuck in a stupefied state of detached, surround, noise-cancelling audio land instead of reality when he was confronted, like it was okay to be as far removed as he was from participating in reality (or telling the girl she was a fat ass personally instead of texting it to his friend). Boot camp isn't the kind of place the fat kid would make the person using the f word (which isn't even a curse word) the odd man out.

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

Camp

used by the average azealia banks and alex consani fan
meant to describe something fun and amusing

“that arca concert was insane”
“it was camp”

by alxenadr September 4, 2021

Camp

When you bangs dudes as a hobby....no worries of impregnantion.

Jered camps with Chris but is married to Jasmine.

by Atownninja February 20, 2019

Math Camp

A place where book smart people go but they have no other smarts than math

Person 1: What are you doing over the summer

Person 2: Im going to math camp

by PlCkLeRlcK March 8, 2023

Winona camp maine

A place where the boys camp hooks up w the girls camp on the movie nights.

I’m gonna go to winona camp maine bc i’m horny af.

by some name 18372826 March 24, 2019

Ferrwood Music Camp

A music camp in the middle of Pennsyltucky that claims to be a good christian camp while 70% of the attendees are horny teenagers that find ways to bang within the confinds of the campground without the big man finding out. The orientation is basically watching a video about inclusion with the song "Little Boxes" in the background. Then kids are seperated by gender in two adjacent rooms and left to their own devices at night with an almost late curfew to walk into their rooms. Some of the kids are kinda creepy and learned they have power to get it on inside the camp, and some actually care about msuic but don't learn anything worthwhile. Whatever happened there stays there. Also their lemonade is super watered down.

P1: What did you do this summer?
P2: I went to Ferrwood Music Camp
P1: You get the chance to smash?
P2: Ew No... I wanted to get better at my instrument but I didn't really learn anything

by SaladSpinner December 8, 2018

Camping

Sitting on a toilet spending excessive time on your smartphone to avoid a specific situation such as dodging work or helping your husband or wife clean up Thanksgiving dirty plates or silverware.

Honey are you camping or actually taking a dump?

by Camping August 11, 2025