Nerve Bird

When someone is so nervous they are overwhelmed by a firm uncontrollable boner.

When Micheal Cohen cooperated with investigators on the Russia Probe, Donald Trump was plauged by a Nerve Bird.

by Budbear December 5, 2018

whoopty bird

When you are hungover and shitting, then you have to stand up and turn around to throw up in the same can.

He got so fucked up last night, he had to do the whoopty bird.

by Steve irkel August 18, 2017

bird parachute

A trope, usually appearing in science fiction, where something directly contradictory to the pre-established science of the world happens.

Origin: The characters in K. A. Applegate's Animorphs series did a scientifically impossible (both by real-world physics and the fictional universe's) maneuver that the fandom refers to as the 'bird parachute'.

"Wow, those characters totally bird parachuted there!"

by Our Lord Pickles January 6, 2019

bored bird

A person has nothing to do jus try’s to get you mad and get lots of attention and who’s mostly a girl.

Why are u being sick a bored bird ?

by Jcool456 June 29, 2018

Bird doodie

It's freaking bird turd

" AW MAN I got a bird doodie on my car!!"

by Freakingchanchoman June 4, 2018

piss bird

When you are laying on your back and piss straight up into the air

"Hey man what you up to?"
"Oh you know just piss birding."

by peppah_p June 29, 2019

Bush Bird

when a president has went to jail before like George W. Bush who was the first president to go to jail

The Bush Bird could relate to minorities’ struggles like no other because he was locked down.

by Coop Dupe November 23, 2019