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long legged steve 

why do you like Minecraft creepypastas?
Anyways his history is:
A minecraft modder saw a weird string of code in the files and put it into a mod before realizing the mistake. Then he burned the dang mod and yeah
Then the dang russians found him in Minecraft and he is the scariest darn thing in minecraft so if you see him burn your pc
Guy: I see a weird player over ther-
Guy's friend: RUN IT'S LONG LEGGED STEVE
Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
long legged steve by what king September 5, 2021

Fat Steve 

A sexual myth where you shit in a pillow case and beat your partner in the face during intercourse
i had a great fat steve last night!

Slippery Steve 

Someone who cannot be trusted and will often do things behind somebodies back, generally an absolute twat.
Guy 1: Is Joe still flirting with your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's such a slippery steve
Slippery Steve by JTowers July 28, 2010

Scuba Steve

A white rapper from wv, his songs are about the party lifestyle, the struggle, and the real problems with modern society. He is a lyrical mastermind, that is known throughout wv, and stretching out west in Denver where he currently resides!
Man that dude scuba Steve can spit, def the realest white rapper from wv.
Scuba Steve by Scuba Steve Rapper November 10, 2013
Pissing up someone's nose while their mouth is duct taped shut.
That bitch pissed me off when she cheated on me so i bought some duct tape, taped her mouth shut and pissed up her nose. She wont cheat on me again.
Hot Steve by pete March 18, 2004

Adam and Steve 

These are the first two guys to fuck each other in the ass, they are still alive and well living in WeeHoo!!
Who do you think had a bigger dick, Adam or Steve?
Adam and Steve by Overseer April 14, 2005