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the one and only steve

steve is the spawn of bobby hill and kiki knockout. steve is a watermelon. THE BEST DARN WATERMELON IN DA WORLD........but has since pasd, he rotted
bobby hill- ow ow ow hhherrrgh...ugh finnally that dumb baby watermelon is out

kiki knockout- AAGH bobby dont talk lik that infront of our son

bobby hill- whats his name anyway

kiki knockout- THE ONE AND ONLY STEVE
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bucky and steve homo times

Sexy shit with with Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers
I guess after β€œInfinity War” Bucky and Steve homo times is no more

long legged steve 

why do you like Minecraft creepypastas?
Anyways his history is:
A minecraft modder saw a weird string of code in the files and put it into a mod before realizing the mistake. Then he burned the dang mod and yeah
Then the dang russians found him in Minecraft and he is the scariest darn thing in minecraft so if you see him burn your pc
Guy: I see a weird player over ther-
Guy's friend: RUN IT'S LONG LEGGED STEVE
Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
long legged steve by what king September 5, 2021

Fat Steve 

A sexual myth where you shit in a pillow case and beat your partner in the face during intercourse
i had a great fat steve last night!

Slippery Steve 

Someone who cannot be trusted and will often do things behind somebodies back, generally an absolute twat.
Guy 1: Is Joe still flirting with your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's such a slippery steve
Slippery Steve by JTowers July 28, 2010

Scuba Steve

A white rapper from wv, his songs are about the party lifestyle, the struggle, and the real problems with modern society. He is a lyrical mastermind, that is known throughout wv, and stretching out west in Denver where he currently resides!
Man that dude scuba Steve can spit, def the realest white rapper from wv.
Scuba Steve by Scuba Steve Rapper November 10, 2013
Pissing up someone's nose while their mouth is duct taped shut.
That bitch pissed me off when she cheated on me so i bought some duct tape, taped her mouth shut and pissed up her nose. She wont cheat on me again.
Hot Steve by pete March 18, 2004