Textican Standoff

When two people who hook up text back and forth trying to get the other person to invite them over.

Me and my fuck buddy got into a textican standoff that went on too long and then she said she was too tired to hook up.

by nat100 November 1, 2010

tar sands

An improper name given to the Athabasca oil sands by tree hugging hippies with useless university degrees. They seem to think it makes the general public take their side and boycott north american produced oil in favour of oil from nations with questionable governments/interests.

Uneducated hippie: "stop mining the tar sands, save the earth!"

Businessman: "it's not tar you dumbass, it's a synthetic form of oil called bitumen. Here's some change, go home"

by yyc403 February 18, 2014

sandstorm

When you ejuclate on a girls face and then throw sand at it.

As i ejuclated all over the whores face, i quickle through sand at it and there i just did a sandstorm.

by kiktheball September 8, 2006

A one night stand

1. The most common way to get AIDS/HIV. This is generally referred to as a booty call and involves Pitbull the rapper.

2. Shooting a ton of stupid no brain idiots in one night (generally used as zombies)

"I @#$@ Beyonce last night"
"Isn't that a one night stand?"

by Astupidwhiteboy September 25, 2017

standard

Los angeles language for chill or cool.

This party is hella standard.
Those slores are standard.

by Katie kresl January 2, 2010

Standing 69 Cartwheel

A sexual move often performed by gymnasts or dancers. It involves both partners in the Standing 69 position usually with the lighter partner backwards. The standing partner proceeds with cartwheels until he or she hits an obstacle. This often results with both partners simultaneously tightening their jaws on the recieving partners genitals, which ultimately leads to severed genitals and/or severe cuts.

I did a Standing 69 Cartwheel with Kalee and she ended up biting my cock off when we ran into a wall. In return, I bit her clitoris off.

by Jay Danger June 2, 2007

Colombian Sandsmacker

During a time of sexual intercourse, the male takes the time to pack the female's vagina full of fecal matter (excrement may be collected from either party) and then continues to insert his penis in the now shit-filled pussy.

Bob: Hey Baby lets do a Colombian Sandsmacker
Jill: What's that?
Bob: I'm 'gunna shit in your vagina and fuck it.

by Dr Sazerac September 4, 2010